Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Kumar Patel: So, you like, smoke weed, then throw people in jail for smoking weed? That's so hypocritical, dude.
George W. Bush: Do you like to give hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: Uh, no.
George W. Bush: Do you like to get hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: Well, yeah!
George W. Bush: That makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too!

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Movie:: Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Kumar Patel
Related Quotes:: Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Kumar Patel Quotes
Added:: May 07, 2008

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Quotes

Everytime I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses my balls get so wet.
Neil Patrick Harris

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Added: May 07, 2008

Chloe: You remember that time you stole that monkey and put it in Rosenberg's dorm room?
Kumar Patel: Had I known that the monkey had AIDS I never would have done that.

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Added: April 06, 2008