Ted: So you're moving down to Miami?
Pat Healy: I accepted a job offer.
Ted: With who?
Pat Healy: With... uh... Rice-a-Roni.
Ted: Isn't that the San Francisco treat?
Pat Healy: It was. They're changing their image.


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Movie:
There's Something About Mary
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Pat Healy, Ted Stroehmann
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