Jack: Speak for yourself. I get chicks lookin' at me all the time. All ages. Dudes too.
Miles Raymond: Well, it's not worth it. You pay too big a price. It's never free.
Jack: You need to get laid, Miles. You know what? That's going to be my best man gift to you this week. I'm gonna get you laid.
Miles Raymond: Wonderful.
Jack: I'm not gonna get you a gift certificate or a pen knife or any of that other horse shit.
Miles Raymond: I'd rather have a knife.


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Movie:
Sideways
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Miles, Jack
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Sideways Quotes

Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type?

Jack

You gotta help me! You gotta help me!

Jack