Favorite Jesse Eisenberg Quotes
[to Tallahasse] Are you some type of cock blocking robot developed in some secret fucking government lab?
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The fatties were the first to go.
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He sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with."
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I could tell she knew what I was feeling, we all are orphans in Zombieland.
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[a zombie kills an obese man] Poor fat bastard.
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[a zombie is crushed by a falling piano] Poor flat bastard.
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Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?
Okay. You're about to learn who you're gonna call... Ghostbusters
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Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?
[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
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Fuck this clown
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It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
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