Favorite Kristen Wiig Quotes
MacGruber: "Don't worry we got your back. We're only 7 blocks away. So if anything goes down..."
Vicki St. Elmo: "7 blocks?"
MacGruber: "Okay, you got me. About 20 blocks."
Vicki St. Elmo: "Wasn't there anything closer?"
Lt. Dixon Piper: "There were tons of spots closer."
MacGruber: "Yeah, with meters!"
Vicki St. Elmo: I'm a virgin.
MacGruber: Not for long.
MacGruber: I just took an upper-decker in the master bathroom.
Vicki St. Elmo: Upper-decker?
MacGruber:Yeah, it's where you take a shit in the water tank and not the bowl... You look great.
Vicki St. Elmo: "If you're the one they want to come after why can't you be dressed like you?"
MacGruber: "Because. You are."
Lt. Dixon Piper: "Now remember MacGruber. You gotta keep him on long enough to get a location."
MacGruber: "Don't worry, I've done this before. Now, listen to me you piece of... He hung up. Did you get it?"
Vicki St. Elmo: "No."
MacGruber: "Damn it! Is that thing working?!"
MacGruber: Don't worry, this is just like Nicaragua.
Vicki St. Elmo: I got shot in Nicaragua!
MacGruber: This is nothing like Nicaragua.