MacGruber: "Don't worry we got your back. We're only 7 blocks away. So if anything goes down..."
Vicki St. Elmo: "7 blocks?"
MacGruber: "Okay, you got me. About 20 blocks."
Vicki St. Elmo: "Wasn't there anything closer?"
MacGruber: "Nope."
Lt. Dixon Piper: "There were tons of spots closer."
MacGruber: "Yeah, with meters!"

Lt. Dixon Piper: "How did you know I was wearing a bullet proof vest?"
MacGruber: "You're wearing a bullet proof vest?! Awesome!"

Lt. Dixon Piper: "Now remember MacGruber. You gotta keep him on long enough to get a location."
MacGruber: "Don't worry, I've done this before. Now, listen to me you piece of... He hung up. Did you get it?"
Vicki St. Elmo: "No."
MacGruber: "Damn it! Is that thing working?!"

Lt. Dixon Piper: "What is the plan?"
MacGruber: "Well I don't use guns. So I am gonna use homemade explosives that I made with my own two..."
[explosion]

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Ryan Phillippe

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Ryan Phillippe used to be best known for his marriage to Reese Witherspoon. But those two are now divorced and the actor has appeared in movies such as Flags of Our Fathers and Gosford Park. The actor was born in Delaware.

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