Popular Will Ferrell Quotes
Hey I did my first desk pop!Allen Gamble
(Allen finds his precious missing car has been recovered)
Cop: From bodily fluids and hair samples we determined that... a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there.
Allen Gamble: Oh God.
Cop: It's called a 'soup kitchen'. ...A mama raccoon came along and gave birth on the floor, placenta blew out all over the back window there.
(with wonder) Oh look, he's flying.Allen Gamble
At age 11, I audited my parents.Allen Gamble