Woody Harrelson Quotes
Oh, I love the fuck out of this song!
Tallahassee
In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos"
Tallahassee
FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
Tallahassee
Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.
Tallahassee
[Searching for Twinkies] Where are ya, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards!
Tallahassee
[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!
Tallahassee
[Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank god for rednecks!
Tallahassee
Pretty soon life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.
Tallahassee
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?
[discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? I hate coconut! Not the flavor, but the consistency.
Tallahassee
Woody Harrelson
Woody Harrelson got his start on the sitcom Cheers, but has blossomed into a solid, reliable actor of comedy and drama. Among the many films this Texas has starred in are: White Men Can't Jump, Kingpin and No Country for Old Men.
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