Favorite Woody Harrelson Quotes
FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.Tallahassee
[discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? I hate coconut! Not the flavor, but the consistency.Tallahassee
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.Tallahassee
In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos"Tallahassee
Pretty soon life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.Tallahassee
Oh, I love the fuck out of this song!Tallahassee
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?
[Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank god for rednecks!Tallahassee
[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!Tallahassee
I haven't cried like that since Titanic!Tallahassee
[Searching for Twinkies] Where are ya, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards!Tallahassee