Popular Woody Harrelson Quotes
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.Tallahassee
Time to nut up or shut up!Tallahassee
[discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? I hate coconut! Not the flavor, but the consistency.Tallahassee
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?
Pretty soon life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.Tallahassee
[Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank god for rednecks!Tallahassee
[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!Tallahassee
[Searching for Twinkies] Where are ya, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards!Tallahassee
[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.Tallahassee
Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.
FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.Tallahassee