Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?

I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.

Tallahassee

Time to nut up or shut up!

Tallahassee

[discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? I hate coconut! Not the flavor, but the consistency.

Tallahassee

Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?

Pretty soon life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.

Tallahassee

[Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank god for rednecks!

Tallahassee

[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!

Tallahassee

[Searching for Twinkies] Where are ya, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards!

Tallahassee

[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.

Tallahassee

Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.

FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.

Tallahassee

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Woody Harrelson got his start on the sitcom Cheers, but has blossomed into a solid, reliable actor of comedy and drama. Among the many films this Texas has starred in are: White Men Can't Jump, Kingpin and No Country for Old Men.

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