Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Dr. Evil: Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it anymore.
The President: What hand? Talk to your hand?
Dr. Evil: You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips.
The President: What are you talking about?
Dr. Evil: Don't go there, girlfriend.

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Movie:: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: Austin Powers
Character:: Dr. Evil
Related Quotes:: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Austin Powers Quotes, Dr. Evil Quotes
Added:: October 08, 2007

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes

I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.
Fat Bastard

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Fat Bastard: First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out.
Dr. Evil: Charming.
Fat Bastard: I'm not kiddin'. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?

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Added: October 08, 2007