Knocked Up

Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.
Jonah

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Movie:: Knocked Up
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Jonah
Related Quotes:: Knocked Up Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Jonah Quotes
Added:: June 07, 2007

Knocked Up Quotes

You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.
Pete

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Added: June 07, 2007

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

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Added: June 07, 2007