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Maxwell Smart: [after he gets recruited as a new agent] I request a cone of silence.
Maxwell Smart: [he doesn't press the button hard enough so everyone can hear him] Oh, I'm so happy! I'm so happy! This is the best day of my life!
Lloyd: Dude, you didn't press the button hard enough...
Maxwell Smart: Right.

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• Added: May 22, 2008

Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.

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• Added: July 02, 2008

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