Randal Graves: That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little Hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award-worthy ending.
Hobbit Lover: Hey, faggot! They're not gay. They're hobbits.


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Movie:
Clerks II
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Character:
Randal Graves
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May your first child be a masculine child!

Randal Graves

[wasted] I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!

Elias