Dumb & Dumber

Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

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Movie:: Dumb & Dumber
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Lloyd Christmas, Harry Dunne
Related Quotes:: Dumb & Dumber Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Lloyd Christmas Quotes, Harry Dunne Quotes
Added by:: Matt Richenthal
Added:: April 03, 2012

Dumb & Dumber Quotes

Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.

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Added: August 20, 2006

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
Harry

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Added: April 03, 2012