Bruce Almighty

[Reading from a manuscript of what Bruce said the previous evening] "The gloves are off, God.", "God has taken my bird and my bush.", "God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass.", "Smite me, O Mighty Smiter." Now, I'm not big on blasphemy, but that last one made me laugh.
God

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Movie:: Bruce Almighty
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: God
Related Quotes:: Bruce Almighty Quotes, Comedy Quotes, God Quotes
Added:: September 05, 2007

Bruce Almighty Quotes

God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm.
Bruce

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Added: September 05, 2007

I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!
Bruce

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Added: September 05, 2007