Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out! I think you can see her kidneys!


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Movie:
Clerks
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Characters:
Randal Graves, Dante Hicks
Related Quotes:
Clerks Quotes, View Askew-niverse Quotes, Randal Graves Quotes, Dante Hicks Quotes
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Clerks Quotes

Dante Hicks: Hey, whatcha rent? "Best of Both Worlds"?
Randal Graves: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
Dante Hicks: And you rented this?
Randal Graves: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.

Dante Hicks: You hate people!
Randal Graves: But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?