The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

Magda

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Movie:
There's Something About Mary
Genre:
Comedy
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I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.

Ted

[pretending to sound genuine] Yup, those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.

Pat Healy