Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women...
Andy Stitzer: You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the 7th degree imperial yo-yo master.


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Movie:
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Andy Stitzer, Cal
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She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

Andy Stitzer

I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

Andy Stitzer