Mauricio: The thing is all the women he's been seeing are ugly.
Tony Robbins: Who says they're ugly?
Mauricio: Bausch & Lomb.


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Movie:
Shallow Hal
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Mauricio Wilson
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Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!

Mauricio

[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio]
Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?
Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.