Bethany: Then - I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around?
Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
Bethany: Excuse me?
Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?


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Movie:
Dogma
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Characters:
Jay, Bethany Sloane
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Dogma Quotes

Loki: The last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do that next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

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