Jessica (in Clive's body): [grabs Clive's drink as he's about to drink it] There'd better not be any alcohol in that!
Clive (in Jessica's body): Oh, no no no. This is a VIRGIN Scotch on the Rocks.


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Movie:
The Hot Chick
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Clive, Jessica
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The Hot Chick Quotes

[after ripping the guy's ponytail off] You think you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your penis. Get a new conditioner, your ends are totally SPLIT!

Jessica (in Clive's body)

Just remember, you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.

Bathroom Attendant