There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Elaine Dickinson

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Movie:
Airplane!
Genre:
Comedy
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Ted Striker: Yes.
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