This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.

Spalding Smails

Rating: 4.5 / 5.0 (4 Votes)

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Movie:
Caddyshack
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Spalding Smails
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Caddyshack Quotes

It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Judge Smails

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Ty Webb