Hot Tub Time Machine

Jacob: This is scientifically possible!
Nick: Tell us how it's scientifically possible, Professor Hawking.
Jacob: I will, 'cause I write Stargate fan fiction; this is my bread and butter, man!
Nick: Oh my God, I seriously almost passed out you're such a dork.

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Movie:: Hot Tub Time Machine
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Nick, Jacob
Related Quotes:: Hot Tub Time Machine Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Nick Quotes, Jacob Quotes
Added by:: Rupert Pupkin
Added:: March 29, 2010

Hot Tub Time Machine Quotes

Dr. Jeff [asking Adam and Nick about Lou]: "You are his friends, right?"
[Awkward silence]
Nick: "It's like that friend who's an asshole, but he's our asshole."

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Jacob: "For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. Hot ones."
Lou: "You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones."

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