Clerks Quotes

Dante Hicks: Hey, whatcha rent? "Best of Both Worlds"?
Randal Graves: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
Dante Hicks: And you rented this?
Randal Graves: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.

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• Added: May 08, 2007

Dante Hicks: You hate people!
Randal Graves: But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

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• Added: May 08, 2007

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