School for Scoundrels Quotes

Dr. P: There are two kinds of men in the world: those who run shit, like me, and those who eat shit, like you.

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• Added: August 04, 2008

Roger, I used to be just like you. But look at me now, I'm awesome! I run this entire place. I'm dating TWO Asian chicks!

Ian

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• Added: August 04, 2008