The 40 Year Old Virgin

Cal: [to Andy about telling Trish he's a virgin] Yeah, you should definitely tell her, because I saw this movie called "Liar Liar" and the message was, "*Don't* lie."
[pause]
Cal: And that was a smart movie.

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Movie:: The 40 Year Old Virgin
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Cal
Related Quotes:: The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Cal Quotes
Added:: August 25, 2006

The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes

She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.
Andy Stitzer

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Added: August 25, 2006

I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
Andy Stitzer

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Added: August 25, 2006