Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, a...

Judge Smails: [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop: Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.


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Movie:
Caddyshack
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Judge Elihu Smails
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It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

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A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

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