Caddyshack

[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?
Al Czervik

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Movie:: Caddyshack
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Al Czervik
Related Quotes:: Caddyshack Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Al Czervik Quotes
Added:: September 20, 2006

Caddyshack Quotes

Judge Smails: [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop: Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

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It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Judge Smails

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