Caddyshack

[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?
Al Czervik

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Movie:: Caddyshack
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Al Czervik
Related Quotes:: Caddyshack Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Al Czervik Quotes
Added:: September 20, 2006

Caddyshack Quotes

Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it.

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Judge Smails: [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop: Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

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