Meet the Parents

Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security.
Jack Byrnes

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Movie:: Meet the Parents
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: Meet the Parents Movies
Character:: Jack Byrnes
Related Quotes:: Meet the Parents Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Meet the Parents Movies Quotes, Jack Byrnes Quotes
Added:: June 07, 2007

Meet the Parents Quotes

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

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Added: June 07, 2007

Bob Banks: What is that smell?
Jack Byrnes: That smell, Bob, is our shit. Focker flushed the toilet in the den so the septic tank overflowed.
Greg Focker: I told you, Jack, it wasn't me, it was Jinx.
Jack Byrnes: FOCKER, I'm not gonna tell you again. Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat for Christ sakes!
Larry: The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.

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Added: June 07, 2007