[trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...

Puss-in-Boots

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Movie:
Shrek 2
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
Shrek Movies
Character:
Puss
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Shrek 2 Quotes

Shrek: Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you.
Donkey: Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?

[to Puss-in-Boots] I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled.

Donkey