Caddyshack

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.

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Movie:: Caddyshack
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Ty Webb, Judge Elihu Smails
Related Quotes:: Caddyshack Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Ty Webb Quotes, Judge Elihu Smails Quotes
Added:: September 20, 2006

Caddyshack Quotes

Judge Smails: [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop: Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

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Added: September 20, 2006

It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Judge Smails

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Added: September 20, 2006