Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone.
Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.


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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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Comedy
Character:
Ace Ventura
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Quotes

Woodstock: What's the password?
Ace Ventura: New England clam chowder.
Woodstock: Is that the red or the white?
Ace Ventura: Ah, I can never remember that. White.
[Door opens]
Ace Ventura: Yes.

Melissa: You really love animals, don't you?
Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.