
Was it ticking? Actually throwers don't worry about ticking '...
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo.
- Movie:
- Fight Club
- Genre:
- Drama
- Character:
- The Narrator
- Related Quotes:
- Fight Club Quotes, Drama Quotes, The Narrator Quotes
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