Shrek 2

Donkey: Wat about my Miranda rights?You're supposed to say "You have the right to remain silent!". Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Shrek: Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity.

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Movie:: Shrek 2
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: Shrek Movies
Characters:: Shrek, Donkey
Related Quotes:: Shrek 2 Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Shrek Movies Quotes, Shrek Quotes, Donkey Quotes
Added:: March 31, 2007

Shrek 2 Quotes

I want what any princess wants - to live happily ever after... with the *ogre* I married.
Princess Fiona

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Added: March 31, 2007

Shrek: Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you.
Donkey: Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "PiÃ±ata! PiÃ±ata!" What the hell is a piÃ±ata, anyway?

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Added: March 31, 2007