Tom: Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. It's not worth him giving us any trouble cause he kows we'll be a pain in the arse.
Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
Soap: Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
Eddie: Will you two stop flirting for a minute?


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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Tom, Soap, Eddie
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If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!

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It's been emotional.

Big Chris