Randal Graves: Well I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom. What if a customer comes in and my jerkin' off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth?
Dante Hicks: The most likeliest of scenarios.


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Movie:
Clerks II
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Characters:
Randal Graves, Dante Hicks
Related Quotes:
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Clerks II Quotes

Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal Graves: No because the next step would be a guy with an undersized dick.

You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.

Randal Graves