Maxwell Smart: Well, you were no help at all.
Agent 99: How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
Maxwell Smart: I never said dusty.


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Movie:
Get Smart
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Maxwell Smart, Agent 99
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