What are you doing? Nothing. You were masturbating! I was...
Carolyn Burnham: What are you doing?
Lester Burnham: Nothing.
Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating!
Lester Burnham: I was not.
Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were!
Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!
- Movie:
- American Beauty
- Genre:
- Drama
- Characters:
- Lester Burnham, Carolyn Burnham
- Related Quotes:
- American Beauty Quotes, Drama Quotes, Lester Burnham Quotes, Carolyn Burnham Quotes
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