Rushmore

Max Fischer: What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?
Magnus Buchan: A fucking lie.
Max Fischer: You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it.

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Movie:: Rushmore
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Max Fischer
Related Quotes:: Rushmore Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Max Fischer Quotes
Added:: October 17, 2007

Rushmore Quotes

Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?

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Added: October 17, 2007

Rosemary Cross: Do you think we're going to have sex?
Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.

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Added: October 17, 2007