Tommy Boy

Richard Hayden: What is our carrying charge for all the merchandise in the warehouse?
Tommy: Ohhhh, man...
Richard Hayden: One and a...
Tommy: ...half percent. I knew that. Why can't I remember it?
Richard Hayden: Try an association like, uhhh... Let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.

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Movie:: Tommy Boy
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Richard Hayden, Tommy Callahan
Related Quotes:: Tommy Boy Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Richard Hayden Quotes, Tommy Callahan Quotes
Added:: September 17, 2007

Tommy Boy Quotes

Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
Mr. Brady, Customer: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.
Tommy: No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Richard: Wow.

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Hey, there's even a fridge! You could put six packs of be..... [glances at his dad] ... soda in here!
Tommy

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Added: September 17, 2007