Meet the Parents

Bob Banks: What is that smell?
Jack Byrnes: That smell, Bob, is our shit. Focker flushed the toilet in the den so the septic tank overflowed.
Greg Focker: I told you, Jack, it wasn't me, it was Jinx.
Jack Byrnes: FOCKER, I'm not gonna tell you again. Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat for Christ sakes!
Larry: The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.

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Movie:: Meet the Parents
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: Meet the Parents Movies
Characters:: Jack Byrnes, Greg Focker
Related Quotes:: Meet the Parents Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Meet the Parents Movies Quotes, Jack Byrnes Quotes, Greg Focker Quotes
Added:: June 07, 2007

Meet the Parents Quotes

I'm gonna go upstairs and pay a visit to the shower fairy.
Greg Focker

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Added: June 07, 2007

Jack Byrnes: Did you flush this toilet?
Greg Focker: Maybe... You know what, maybe Jinx flushed it. I saw little Jinxy in there last night and he took a squatted... relieved himself.
Jack Byrnes: Jinx knows not to use that toilet and even if he did, he'd never flush it.
Greg Focker: What does it matter?
Jack Byrnes: The matter, Greg RN, is that when this toilet is flushed, it runs, and when you have a septic tank that's nearly full and a toilet that's been running all night, then you could have a hell of a problem.

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Added: June 07, 2007