Zoolander

Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

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Movie:: Zoolander
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Derek Zoolander
Related Quotes:: Zoolander Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Derek Zoolander Quotes
Added:: August 29, 2006

Zoolander Quotes

Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
Maury Ballstein

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Added: August 26, 2008

At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.
Derek Zoolander

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Added: August 29, 2006