Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)

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Movie:
Dogma
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Characters:
Bethany Sloane, Metatron
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Dogma Quotes

[waking from a dream] I didn't cum on you, Pete, I swear.

Jay

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

Metatron