Bruce: Who are you?
God: I'm the one. The Divine Being. Alpha and Omega.
Bruce: Oh, I see where this is going...
God: Bruce... I'm God.
Bruce: Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer? Our survey says... God! Bing bing bing bing bing! Well God, nice job on the Grand Canyon, and good luck with the Apocalypse. Oh, and by the way: you *SUCK*!


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Movie:
Bruce Almighty
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
God, Bruce Nolan
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Bruce Almighty Quotes

We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music.

Bruce

God, why do you hate me?

Bruce