Meet the Parents

[in the car listening to "Puff the Magic Dragon"]
Greg Focker: Who'd have thought it wasn't about a dragon.
Jack Byrnes: Huh?
Greg Focker: Well some people think that 'to puff the magic dragon' means to... puff... smoke... a marijuana cigarette.
Jack Byrnes: Puff is just the name of the boy's magical dragon... You a pothead, Focker?
Greg Focker: No, I pass on grass always. Well not always.
Jack Byrnes: Yes or no?
Greg Focker: No, um, yes, um...

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Movie:: Meet the Parents
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: Meet the Parents Movies
Characters:: Jack Byrnes, Greg Focker
Related Quotes:: Meet the Parents Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Meet the Parents Movies Quotes, Jack Byrnes Quotes, Greg Focker Quotes
Added:: June 07, 2007

Meet the Parents Quotes

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

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Added: June 07, 2007

Bob Banks: What is that smell?
Jack Byrnes: That smell, Bob, is our shit. Focker flushed the toilet in the den so the septic tank overflowed.
Greg Focker: I told you, Jack, it wasn't me, it was Jinx.
Jack Byrnes: FOCKER, I'm not gonna tell you again. Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat for Christ sakes!
Larry: The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.

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Added: June 07, 2007