John Winger: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Soldiers: To get from the left to the right
John Winger: He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank
Soldiers: He ain't no chicken no more


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Movie:
Stripes
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
John Winger
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