Chuck Levine: Would you wear a yarmulke? It would make my mother proud.
Larry Valentine: I'm not wearing a yarmulke. Come on.
Chuck Levine: I'm Jewish. I don't want to piss my mother off.
Larry Valentine: Yeah? Well, I'm Catholic. I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)

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Movie:
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Chuck Levine, Larry Valentine
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I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry Quotes

The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!

Chuck Levine

Chuck Levine: What do you got?
Larry Valentine: Maxi Pads.
Chuck Levine: What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back!