Dogma

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aww, fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
[shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]
Jay: Dude, not all the time.

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Movie:: Dogma
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: View Askew-niverse
Characters:: Jay, Rufus
Related Quotes:: Dogma Quotes, Comedy Quotes, View Askew-niverse Quotes, Jay Quotes, Rufus Quotes
Added:: August 07, 2007

Dogma Quotes

Loki: The last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do that next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.

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Loki: Never let it be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results.
Bartleby: You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.
Loki: Outstanding work.

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